A woman and a man are sharing a bed.
“It’s my husband, you have to leave!” the woman shouts as she rolls over in response to an abrupt commotion in the home.
When he realizes something, the man leaps out of bed, hops out the window, crawls through the bushes, and emerges into the street.
“Wait, I’m your husband!” he tells the woman as he returns to the home.
Her response, delivered with a sly glare,
What made you flee, then?
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