A 70-year-old widow decided to get married again because she was lonely.
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She posted an ad in the local paper that stated, “Husband wanted!” Must be my age, be a great bed partner, not slap me or run around on me. For all applicants, we ask that you apply in person.
The following morning, the doorbell rang. When she opened the door and discovered a man with gray hair seated in a wheelchair, she was startled. He had no arms or legs.
You’re not really asking me to think about you, are you? The widow remarked, “Just look at you – you have no legs.”
Therefore, I cannot run around on you, the elderly man grinned.
“You also don’t have any arms!” She chuckled.
The old man grinned again, “I can never defeat you because of this.”
She raised an eyebrow and asked, “Are you still good in bed?”
“Had I not rung the doorbell?” The old man said, leaning back and grinning widely.