“I’ve had enough of you and I’m leaving,” wrote a frustrated wife who was impatiently waiting for her husband to get home from work.
You’re wasting your time looking for me.
Then she went beneath the bed to see how he would respond.
After a short while, the husband comes home, and she hears him in the kitchen before he goes into the bedroom.
She watched as he took the note out of the drawer.
He waited for a while, then wrote something on it and called someone.
He said over the phone, “At last, she’s gone.”
I’ll see you, so put on your most sultry French nightgown.
I’m thrilled to see you at last. “I adore you.”
We’ll do “anything” you ask of us.
After hanging up, he picked up his keys and walked out.
She hid under the bed for a time, and then she heard the automobile drive away.
She wept with anger, tears welling up in her eyes.
To decipher his scrawls, she groped for the message.
“Your shoes are visible. We will return in five minutes since we are out of bread.
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