“Did Santa get you that?” a police officer riding a horse asks a young girl riding a bike. “Yes,” the young girl answers. I’ll make sure he installs a reflector light on it for next year.
and assesses a $5 fee on her.
“Nice horse you got there, did Santa bring you that?” the young girl asks the policeman as she stares up at him. And the policeman laughs at that? The policeman laughs and says, “He sure did!” The young child responds, “Well, tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!” the next year.
