In a tale that has been circulating on Reddit and winning hearts across the internet, a woman decided to play a prank on her perpetually tardy husband, only to be met with an unexpected twist.
Frustrated by her husband’s habitual tardiness, the woman decided to take matters into her own hands. In an attempt to teach him a lesson, she left a note on their dresser, sternly declaring, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.” With her note strategically placed, she hid under the bed, eagerly anticipating his reaction.
The husband, unaware of the hidden audience, arrived home shortly afterward. His movements echoed through the house as he made his way to the bedroom. The wife, concealed beneath the bed, listened intently.
As he approached the dresser, the husband discovered the note and took a moment to absorb its content. To the wife’s surprise, he didn’t seem devastated. Instead, he grabbed a pen and began writing a response. Moments later, he dialed a number on the phone, leaving the wife on the edge of suspense.
The unexpected revelation unfolded as the husband spilled the beans during the call, saying, “She’s finally gone…yeah, I know, about bloody time. I’m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you… can’t wait to see you… we’ll do all the naughty things you like.” With that, he hung up, grabbed his keys, and hastily left the house.
Still hidden beneath the bed, the wife seethed with rage and tears welled up in her eyes. She snatched the note, eager to discover what her husband had written in response. Much to her surprise, the message was a comedic twist: “I can see your feet. We’re outta bread: be back in five minutes.”
The story has since gained traction on Reddit, with users applauding the husband’s witty and unexpected response to his wife’s departure note. Netizens have been quick to share the humorous anecdote, turning it into a viral sensation that continues to resonate with audiences globally.