While getting ready for work in the bathroom, a guy turned to his wife and exclaimed, “I gotta have you!” He pushed her against the bathroom door, undressed her, and attacked her. She yelled and moved more than she ever had before, so he knew he was doing great.
When he was done, he began putting his clothes back on and remarked, “That was the best, honey,” realizing that his wife was still writhing against the door.
You have never moved like that before; did you not injure yourself in the process? His spouse responds, “No, no.” Once I can get the doorknob out of my ass, I’ll be alright.
